John Beatty Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Maybe nickname the bar for the first to bend it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SqeezeMasterFlash Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 7" x 5/16" - Certified Bastard 6.5" x 5/16" - Certified Big Bastard 6" x 5/16" - Certified Huge Bastard 7" x 3/8" - Certified King of all Bastards I like it. I'd go with these too though 5.5" x 5/16" Certified Grand Bastard 5" x 5/16" Certified Magnificent Bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darco Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Love the names, needs a mother of all bastards in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Beatty Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Well, I do have some 7/16 stock, that'll do for the "Mother of all Bastards". I think we've got names! Grand & Magnificent are in! I have to get stronger....I want to be a Magnificent Bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SqeezeMasterFlash Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Do you think we could get these titles under our avatars? Someday I want to be the Mash Monster King of all Bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattysteve Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i think i will call it "never gonna get that bastard" Congrats Clay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobsterone Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Insane bastard?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mac Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 You're gonna have to leave it open ended though. Where do you go after "Fattest..." or "King of..."??? Emperor? Demi-God? God??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Beatty Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Names are all up & the new categories, too. Certified "Bastards" Eric Milfeld James Smith Jeff Peterson Clay Edgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricMilfeld Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Looks good, John! Red Nail benders, if you're looking for the next short term goal, this Bastard certification is the deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Edgin Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I'm already a Huge Bastard, maybe I need to give that 6" stock a try this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SqeezeMasterFlash Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Looks great John! Definitely something to aspire to. Gotta get back into bending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubthewonderscot Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I love how screwy we are. How great would it be to have Jerry Seinfeld or better yet George C. Scott stare at you and say, (insert your name here) YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Beatty Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 It would be the pinnacle of my bending career.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegann Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 The Fat Bar is a good name I think. 3/8" could be The Fatter Bar and 7/16" could be The Fattest Bar. I like the "fat" theme. You could call the weakest bar "The Skinny", and you could have the most difficult bar of all be something like "The Morbidly Obese Bar". This is just a starting point, of course. You could have bars in between called: "The Slight Paunch" "The Husky" "The Tubby" "The Middle-Age spread" "The Oprah" You get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donc101 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 I was looking through old bending posts and found this. I had always wondered about the history of the FBBC certs and the names. This is an interesting post to go through. 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Gaisser Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 This is really cool seeing where it all started. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccos1 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 On 5/15/2018 at 10:45 AM, Donc101 said: I was looking through old bending posts and found this. I had always wondered about the history of the FBBC certs and the names. This is an interesting post to go through. This is pretty cool to read through! Never really read through a lot of these older posts on here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Beatty Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 I'd forgotten this. Was fun to read through. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefrey Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Huge congrats !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingsrule92 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 57 minutes ago, Joefrey said: Huge congrats !! LOL. Much belated Congrats to Clay! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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